fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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