There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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