"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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