I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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