You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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