Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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