if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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