my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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