Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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