foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
