If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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