Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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