Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The adults are the big ones right?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
