Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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