I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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