I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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