I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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