So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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