I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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