sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize