I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my being single is dangerous.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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