Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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