Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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