At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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