Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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