All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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