there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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