dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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