is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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