Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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