Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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