it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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