I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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