Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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