Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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