Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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