so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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