New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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