at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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