it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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