The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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