doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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