when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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