i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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