: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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