ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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