Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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