You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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