I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Congratulations! We have a period
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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