Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
too bad you live with your parents still
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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