you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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