just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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