Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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