All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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